Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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