If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
nutella sex= disaster
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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