Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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