It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
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