Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
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