You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
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We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
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Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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