Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
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