we have officially lost it.
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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