it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
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ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
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They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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