from now on my penis is your penis
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
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I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
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Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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