I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
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it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
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I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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