dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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