Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
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my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
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It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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