...so i touched it.
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
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