quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
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Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
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This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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