It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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