She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
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