Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Randomize
