So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
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I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
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Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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