I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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