I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
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I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
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Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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