are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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