You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
