I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
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