ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
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He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
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You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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