she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
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