I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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