If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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