Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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