Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
Randomize
