It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
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