Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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