i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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