jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
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