How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Drunk is not a location!
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
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