If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
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