Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
is that a dick in a sweater?
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
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