Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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