Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Randomize
