She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
handjob tips. give me some.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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