quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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