Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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