I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
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just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
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Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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