Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
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