but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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