she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I think a kid would responsible me up
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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