were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
Randomize
