I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
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I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
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Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
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