He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
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All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
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If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Everclear isn't food dammit
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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