brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
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I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
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She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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