Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Buhtt sex?
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
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we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
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I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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