I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
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