return my video game
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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