the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
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So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
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Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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