youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
he told me I talked like a deaf person
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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