Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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