Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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