You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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